knackery land

an undesireable crib occupied by a friend.

Make sure you keep your eyes peeled for cock roaches 'cause we're going to visit Bob in knackery land.

knackery land by JBow August 10, 2004

The land of dis dick 

A place where women and fags go to have non-stop anal sex, generally used as an insult or joke.

Bob: Say you goin today?
Jim: Where?
Bob: The land of dis dick.

Paul: Hey Jack I saw you walking the other day
Jack: where
Paul: To the land of dis dick.

The land of dis dick by Disdickinyaass June 10, 2009

D-land 

Another way to say "down" or to agree with something.

Me: "Are you coming to dinner tonight?"
Jared: "I'm D-land!"

Me: "Oh man, that guy was so D-land for me."
Mattea: "I'm D-land all day for his dick."

D-land by Mayo6999999 October 5, 2011

No mans land

That spot between your snail trail and your pubic hair where it hasn't quite met up yet leaving an awkward patch of nothing.

Damn, wish my hair would grow in already. No mans land is looking pretty barren.

No mans land by cookiemonst4 January 10, 2015

balloon land 

When, after inhaling too much nitrous oxide (laughing gas), contained in a baloon, you subsequently pass out, as nitrous is used as an anasthetic.

"Shit, Pete's gone to balloon land! Hahahahaha!"

balloon land by Crapper McGee January 23, 2004

Louisiana land mine 

when you fuck a girl in the ass and cum and then she farts and it explodes out like a mine

i heard jerry and betsy louisiana land mined then other day

Louisiana land mine by robot 123456789 May 14, 2009

De-Land 

Florida slang for Deland, Fl, arguably the most ghetto city in Volusia county.

I'm going to a party in De-Land over in Spring Hill

De-Land by DangerousZANE July 6, 2006