JESUS CHRIST ITS A LION GET IN THE CAR

A reference to an internet meme whose roots trace back to the a webcomic "Toothpaste for Dinner" dated August 30, 2005, titled “Basic Electronic Symbols."
In this comic strip, there were drawings of a Resistor, a Capacitor, and JESUS CHRIST IT'S A LION GET IN THE CAR.

Nowadays the phrase is a typical response to phrases or combinations of phrases like such as:
"Rawr."
"I am a lion"
">:3"

Depending on whether Jesus Christ is present or not, he may render assistance to your current predicament.

Lion: "Rawr. I am a Lion. >:3"
You: "JESUS CHRIST ITS A LION GET IN THE CAR!"
Jesus Christ with a sawed-off shotgun: "I'll handle the lion, you just get in the car."

by tornredcarpet April 17, 2011

Jesus Boots

Sandals.(Use caution with Jesus in profane senses.)

Jesus boots are made for the summer more than spring or fall.

by Light Joker August 17, 2006

jesus light

Crepuscular ray; twilight

A very nice shot of jesus light, captured a nice lighting effect through the clouds.

by Michael Chan January 5, 2008

Jesusness

To be of Jesus quality (meaning the highest quality available) and either holy or almost holy.

Akin to Jesus.

Something or someone that excels excruciatingly compared to other objects or persons.

Video Games:
Dude, Modern Warfare 2 is Jesusness.

They said that GTA: IV was Jesusness, the controls suck and the movement is choppy as hell.

Technology:
Is the iPad going to Jesusness? It doesn't seem so good right now.

Pirating is Jesusness.

Girls:
Her boobs are Jesusness! Damn!

That ass, even Jesus would call it Jesusness.

Miscellaneous:

Bob: The .50 caliber is always so damn Jesus-like!

Jim: It's Jesusness.

Bob: It's the same thing.

Jim: True dat.

Ironically, depending on your religious views, Church itself may not be Jesusness.

Godly isn't cool anymore, Jesusness is the shit.

by Allen75 July 10, 2010

Urban Jesus

One who is spiritual, yet has a very attractive personality and/or good looks, is something of a genius, and is quite the romantic, may quailify for the title of urban jesus in your suburban area.

Awesome kid: Do you speak Bhukan!?
Urban Jesus: Yeah. Gahh Pridhh!
Awesome kid: What, you're gay!?
Urban Jesus: I'm dating Ashley Webber actually...
Awesome kid: Since when?
Urban Jesus: Now. Hey Ashley!

by The Urban Jesus September 26, 2009

Swedish Jesus

Technically, Opeth's lead vocalist, guitarist and songwriter, Mikael Åkerfeldt.

"After listening to Orchid, I feel blessed by Swedish Jesus."

by Ms.MT December 26, 2011

Jesus Freak

A true Jesus Freak is one whose life has been changed by the unfailing love of Jesus Christ. They spend time in his word and choose to live for him. They do not try to cram Jesus down your throat, but instead they simply try to show you the love of Christ by their actions and behaviors. They trust that God will do the rest.
(Note: True Jesus Freaks do not live this way as an act, they are genuine people.)

Nick is such a nice guy, it wouldn't surprise me if he is a Jesus Freak.

by HeckaBeats January 26, 2010