Jerking your wang off to some nice ass biznatches. You goota lub up the sausage though, you can't grab it dry jerk it.
by A-train April 16, 2005
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To grease a weasel.
To pleasure or service a penis, particularly in any form that involves lots of wetness.
To grease a weasel.
To pleasure or service a penis, particularly in any form that involves lots of wetness.
"Your mom loves to grease my weasel Veselin!"
"Tara Reid gives the sloppiest BJ's. What a weasel greaser!"
"Tara Reid gives the sloppiest BJ's. What a weasel greaser!"
by zxcvcxz March 12, 2008
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After a night of drinking when your stomach is rumbling and you have to poop. When you do poop and the fecal matter slides out like the chute was greased.
Q: "What was that noise?"
A: (in a hungover tired voice) "I drank way too much and I've got some Greasy Growlers"
A: (in a hungover tired voice) "I drank way too much and I've got some Greasy Growlers"
by Bryan St. Bryan May 18, 2009
Get the Greasy Growlers mug.The act of grabbing some one by the ears (normally a girl) and wiping her face up your gooch and nutsack
by Grease Monster March 9, 2011
Get the Greasy Breakfast mug.Aussie slang for glaring at people (staring at someone in a nasty fashion). Essentially the Aussie version of "stink eye".
Can also be made into a verb: "to grease off" - the act of giving someone a mean stare.
Can also be made into a verb: "to grease off" - the act of giving someone a mean stare.
Geez Sam, Mick was giving you a decent greasy just now. What did you do to piss him off?
That dickhead just cut me off in traffic. What could I do? I wasn't gonna ram into him and smash up my own car, so I just gave him a good greasy as I drove past him.
What's with that bitch? She keeps greasing me off.
That dickhead just cut me off in traffic. What could I do? I wasn't gonna ram into him and smash up my own car, so I just gave him a good greasy as I drove past him.
What's with that bitch? She keeps greasing me off.
by pseudolexicologist March 24, 2010
Get the greasy mug.an all night session (aka FuckFest), with an overweight women, 2 jars of mayo (or Mayonnaise - Light or regular), and a dirty house slipper.
Mike: what the hell is that smell in your apartment?
Dan: what smell ?
Mike: why is there a wet slipper stuck to the wall?
Dan: LMAO -i was Hoggin' - figured while i was there might as well get a grease kayak all the way.
Mike: That is very wrong!
Dan: what smell ?
Mike: why is there a wet slipper stuck to the wall?
Dan: LMAO -i was Hoggin' - figured while i was there might as well get a grease kayak all the way.
Mike: That is very wrong!
by Mealoil July 9, 2010
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v. doing something ill-advised, usually involving drink alcohol/malt beverage
v. doing something ill-advised, usually involving drink alcohol/malt beverage
Adj: -Brittany Spears is a greasy twat.
v. -I got greasy last night and shoved my cock into Brittany Spears brown-eye.
v. -I got greasy last night and shoved my cock into Brittany Spears brown-eye.
by Boredoutofmymind2 June 20, 2008
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