wearing assless chaps

to be in service to another

we were waiting for Kiet so we could leave for the tournament, but he was cooking breakfast for his brother or something. His brother's got him wearing the assless chaps again.

by JP November 5, 2003

chocolate chapstick

When you pull your penis out of your girlfriend/boyfriends anus and wipe it on their lips.

Chad pulled out of Beths ass and gave her the Chocolate Chapstick.

by Cornhusker July 6, 2007

Incomming Crapstrike

People with constipation problems sometimes take too much laxatives.
With that their crap goes airborne and becomes a crapstrike.

Guy 1: shit i won't make it to the toilet!
guy 2: No, whatever you do, just don't...
Guy 1: Incomming Crapstrike
Guy 2: NOOOOO >FLATSJ!<

by Dj Urdjen June 3, 2010

Nippledick Crapsponge

AKA Donald Trump

Nippledick Crapsponge just tweeted that he is the greatest president in the history of the US.

by corsendonkian October 27, 2019

Chaps with cracks

The background is me n my mate.
A male with a pussy and he could have female reproductive organs.

person 1 "your a nob"
person 2 "well your dads/mum is a chap wid a crack"

by Ben n brook December 11, 2004

caps lock angry

Writing texts, emails or messages in caps lock to show you are shouting or angry at someone.

Don't go all caps lock angry on me

by bellyjelly February 23, 2011

capslocalypse

Talking in all caps lock for an extended period of time, without interruption.

Person321: YOU WILL NOT BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENED TO ME
Person321: LIKE
Person321: OH
Person321: MY
Person321: GOD
Bucky: woah, capslocalypse alert

by prollygon July 5, 2011