1. A complete 'tard, and I'm not talking an actual mentally handicapped person...I'm talking a friggin dipshit social reject.
2. What you call someone when they are being a complete ass-clown, but aren't necessarily that way all the time (you may actually kinda like this person under normal circumstances).
2. What you call someone when they are being a complete ass-clown, but aren't necessarily that way all the time (you may actually kinda like this person under normal circumstances).
1. Jesus, my boss is such a fucking nippledick. I wish he would use his tie as a noose, stand on his swiveling office chair with massage features and swing from the lighting fixture above his walnut desk he bought in England.
2. Dude, quit being such a nippledick. You're harshing my buzz.
2. Dude, quit being such a nippledick. You're harshing my buzz.
by NINerd October 04, 2008
1. A man with a tiny penis, as in "resembling a nipple".
2. A moron. An idiot. Someone who doesn't think before he speaks.
3. A sex act involving stimulation of a nipple and a penis by rubbing them against each other. (Uncommon usage.)
2. A moron. An idiot. Someone who doesn't think before he speaks.
3. A sex act involving stimulation of a nipple and a penis by rubbing them against each other. (Uncommon usage.)
1. "I saw Bill in the locker room last night... He's a total nippledick!"
2. "Listen up, nippledick! Drop and give me twenty!"
3. "So he did something he called a 'nippledick', and boy did it feel good!"
2. "Listen up, nippledick! Drop and give me twenty!"
3. "So he did something he called a 'nippledick', and boy did it feel good!"
by ZeroCorpse June 30, 2009
by Lee_UK.Innit. August 07, 2006
A slightly popular Japanese fetish. This involves the paraphilia of penises where the nipples on a woman's body (or possibly a man's) would occur. This is only illustrated in hentai, and probably the imaginations of kids that don't really understand sex too well.
(It is also present, but fiercely underrepresented, in America, but only in illustrated or furry porn.)
This is commonly juxtaposed with futanari, hyperphallic, and sexual defecation, but very rarely used with lolicon.
An inexplicably common subfetish is shitting nipple dicks, in which shit comes out of the nippledicks.
(It is also present, but fiercely underrepresented, in America, but only in illustrated or furry porn.)
This is commonly juxtaposed with futanari, hyperphallic, and sexual defecation, but very rarely used with lolicon.
An inexplicably common subfetish is shitting nipple dicks, in which shit comes out of the nippledicks.
by *(Anonymous)* September 12, 2006
An ambiguous word that is used for excitement, or putting someone down, or to express the joy of an awesome time, or any other use seen nessacary to add to a conversation.
"You're a nippledick","I just got nippledicked", "let's go nippledicking", "Nippledick!!!!", # nippledick
by Guywhowins May 16, 2015
by corsendonkian October 28, 2019
A person who is nippling a dick in a nippledick way also known as someone being an asshole or just being dumb
you’re being a nippledick
by Meet your demise February 17, 2023