Mark was in the school bathroom. He didn't feel so good so he gained a crank that Soulja Boy and had to eject semen out of his fluids so bad it hit two teachers in the face.
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Get the Crank that Soulja Boy mug.Crank is like an adlib the local rapper Babyslime slime uses in his songs it meant to get hyped and turn up .
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Get the Crank mug.Peter was devastated after being dumped by Ellen. Jane told him: "Why don't you just go home and have a nice relaxing crank, you'll feel much better for it."
by tt2813 August 14, 2009
Get the Crank mug.When two guys self masturbate while seated in a back to back position. This practice stems from the astronaut practice of masturbating back to back to avoid being shot backwards after climax in zero-gravity space
Lieutenant McRae was hoping Commander Bolton would join him in a space crank so the two could safely jack off aboard the ISS without fear of flying backwards into the control panels.
by Lord of Nations August 8, 2022
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Get the Cello Crank mug.by Setariii January 17, 2011
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