A person positioning their face near their buttocks, releasing a fart, and then intentionally directing the odor toward themselves by wafting it.
by Jaboitheone March 19, 2024

Son: “dad, why is there only one patch of grass in the backyard?”
Dad: “That’s your mother’s cabbage patch. She’s sun bathing again”
Dad: “That’s your mother’s cabbage patch. She’s sun bathing again”
by SnazzyProf January 30, 2018

by Newton the newton😀🎳⚽⚾ September 19, 2021

by Irish ladies November 15, 2010

Dressing a female partner like a doll and proceeding mash a cabbage into her vagina and/or arsehole.
by Millo92 January 21, 2022

by erye777 October 19, 2010
