After receiving a Blumpkin (fellatio while defecating on the toilet), proceeding to place the lucky lady's head on the seat and smashing the lid on her.
I had the worst blumpkin ever. She didn't even swallow the goop. I had to make it a smashing blumpkin to remind her to take her protein next time.
by Tim Branberries January 31, 2008
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Anything new Charlie? Eh, not too much Rick. I did finally get a slut from the club to do a Philadelphia Cheesesteak Blumpkin! Dude you are the man! I know, the best part was she's your sister! You BASTARD!
by King of the blumps May 1, 2009
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by Mike Norris May 10, 2006
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"Shadynasty get dat ass in here! I just got some chicken wings. You know what time its. Lookin to get muh Chicken Blumpkin on Bitch.
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