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the beaver of giving

The Beaver of giving is a humanoid, rock-eating monster that dwells in the mountains. Despite his hulking, grotesque appearance, The Beaver is relatively peaceful. He is usually considered, perhaps superficially, to be of low intelligence, although there is no particular indication of this in the scriptures; in fact, there is evidence to the contrary, such as his ability to industrialize ahead of all the other races, in the Alfred Hitchcock film,"Oh Shit! We are all out of embalming fluid."
The Beaver of Giving is freed when you use the hammer of lazy to ground pound the tits off of the rusty floor diamond switch. He then gives you the stupid silver key of brussels, and tells zach's dad to get the fuck out of the house for a half hour, in the most polite way possible.
by ellsworthtoohey August 23, 2011
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Wiener Beaner

Hey Dude that guy you were talking to was a (Wiener Beaner)!
by Mooseknuckle Bunchalotta October 10, 2012
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dirty beaner kiss

When you are eating your girl out and your tongue slips a little too far south.
Yo, I accidentally gave my girl a dirty beaner kiss last night.
by Bean Kiss July 6, 2017
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Mustin beaver

Someone who uses their ex for attention and would not have had a career without their ex . A person for whom flopping is like breathing

In other words , an attention seeking desperate person
Mustin beaver would have flopped without Selena Gomez

Selena gomez gave mustin beaver a career .
by Belieber forever December 28, 2020
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beaver wack

A game played when you see a car with wood paneling, and you hit the person nearest you and say "beaver wack!".
Car with wood paneling drives by... "Beaver wack!" *wack*
by RobbynTyle October 31, 2007
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beaner wiener

when a penis is covered in brown poop after anal sex.
I'm not sure Katie wipes her ass because she gave me a beaner wiener.
by Graven Sevagorn August 24, 2010
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Beaver Damming

When another person of any gender gets in the way of a woman's attempt to initiate sexual contact with another woman. This can be by distractions or their own sexual flirtations.
Dude, I was at the bar with Sheila and she totally started Beaver Damming me for that ginger chick in the corner! I won in the end though- who's the beaver dam now!!
by Spunky love December 17, 2010
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