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ass baggy

An affectionate, less medical sounding term for one’s colostomy bag, even though it’s connected elsewhere.
Yup, I got an ass baggy and it’s all mine!
by Dr Bunnygirl August 20, 2019
mugGet the ass baggymug.

ass baton

A versatile, short, pipe-like utensil usually carried by well-armed Black Friday mall cops. Commonly used for spanking rowdy and/or dangerous/hostile shoppers.
"Aw man, that cop has an ass baton!"

"Oh he finna use that ass baton, you'd best watch out"
by Auggie the Soggy Doggie December 20, 2013
mugGet the ass batonmug.

ass-salmonella

A common side-effect of using eggwash as anal lube.
Dustin, you shouldn't use eggwas as anal lube with Precious... you're gonna give her ass-salmonella!
by The Rev NG8 August 4, 2018
mugGet the ass-salmonellamug.

luiza's ass

The most incredible thing the world has ever seen. Everyone wants it but only a few will ever acquire it. the ones that do, will be remembered down in history as heroes.
Person: Damn have you seen Luiza's ass today
Person2: yh bro I just wanted to smack that all day.
by ploply November 19, 2018
mugGet the luiza's assmug.

ass glance

When someone sexually attractive walks by you; you have noticed the front view, and found it interesting and then you turn your head slightly after passing by, to get a quick glance at their ass. Something that usually really pisses off your bf/gf, if with you.
Man, let's walk by that hawt chick, I have got to go for an ass glance.
by Quido1 July 27, 2010
mugGet the ass glancemug.

gabbys ass

noun: the biggest portions of the anatomy, enables weight to be taken off the feet while sitting on a mans face.
That girl over there has such a gabbys ass.
by stefan buff November 13, 2013
mugGet the gabbys assmug.

ass tarantula

a creepy douchebag that wants to give rimjobs all the time.
Jimmy is such an ass tarantula
by dudesweetdudesweet May 28, 2009
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