Alanna

Alanna is funny sometimes, but she can be really mean, too. She tends to lie all the time, and she is fat.

Haha Alanna is so funny!

by Mssndbxns May 18, 2018

Alan Jackson

A good friend of Mr Hughes, who does not take children's shoes but does the G-Mod Sexy Dance.

Jude: Hey Louis, do the Sexy Dance.
Louis: I can't. I'm not Alan Jackson.

by EltonJohnsSon June 7, 2019

Alan

Alan-Someone who probably fornicates with their father and/or gets Eiffel Tower’d by his cats. Usually suspected by many to be gay. Very knowledgeable about useless, esoteric facts.

Can also be used as an adjective to describe anything bad or thought to be bad.

Ryan-Did you here about Alan?
Tom-No, what is it? Is he Alan?
Ryan-It’s true, he’s super Alan. He doesn’t only fuck his cats but also hates black people.

by F-wordsayer69 September 9, 2019

Alana

The hottest bitch

"Damn she looks like the sun"
"Shes an Alana"

by qsdfghjkl; April 22, 2019

Alan Grody

The epitome of extremely gross and disgusting.

Felipe: So how was Mary last night?

Joe: Dude, she tried to finger bang me. It was really Alan Grody

Felipe: Cock sand.....

by Shaolin Shadowboxer January 25, 2011

Alana Collins

A kind young lady that tries to keep her shit together on and off the court or field. Occasionally she will lose her shit and look like she is having a nervous breakdown and asthma attack at the same damn time. Her ginormous forehead #giantdome69 helps push her threw these hard times of mental breakdowns n other shit. u will usually find her at the batting cage hitting balls with her big stick. If u have a lana on ur team its like having a fuckin legendary scar when the rest of ur team is full of a bunch of fuckin pickaxes.

JOE: Imma beat ur ass
ME: ALANA COLLINS!!!
JOE:Dies*

by hoodrat1234 May 10, 2018

Alana messenger

Alana is a beautiful caring loving freind she is always there for you and knows how to get her way she knows how to deal with everything life throws at her she is one of the best things that could ever happen to you xxx

Alana messenger is a beautiful funny girl

by CourtneyXXculfXX May 25, 2019