F-wordsayer69's definitions

Alan

Alan-Someone who probably fornicates with their father and/or gets Eiffel Tower’d by his cats. Usually suspected by many to be gay. Very knowledgeable about useless, esoteric facts.

Can also be used as an adjective to describe anything bad or thought to be bad.

Ryan-Did you here about Alan?
Tom-No, what is it? Is he Alan?
Ryan-It’s true, he’s super Alan. He doesn’t only fuck his cats but also hates black people.

by F-wordsayer69 September 9, 2019