These people are appear tough and "crusty" on the outside, but are actually soft on the inside. They are typically pushovers in debates and conflict.
Too bad our boss Jason is such soft bread. If we had a real leader, we'd be done this project already.
by Well_Servicing June 05, 2018
Bread made of 100% gluten. Through hundreds of years of GMO crop cultivation, the Elves of Middle Earth were able to create a type of bread made of 100% gluten. Lembas bread can last for months without being sealed or refrigerated, and requires no extra preservatives. The recipe was lost to time, but Monsanto is now close to recreating a strain of wheat almost identical to the one from which lembas bread was synthesized.
**While talking about a Lord of the Rings themed wedding cake**
Girl: Does it come in gluten free?
Gandalf: No. It's 100% gluten. Duh doy.
Girl: What if lembas bread is actually gluten free?
Gandalf: You kidding? Lembas bread is 100% gluten. It's literally pure gluten. Do you even the precious?
Girl: Does it come in gluten free?
Gandalf: No. It's 100% gluten. Duh doy.
Girl: What if lembas bread is actually gluten free?
Gandalf: You kidding? Lembas bread is 100% gluten. It's literally pure gluten. Do you even the precious?
by ralphthemagician June 24, 2014
A name commonly given to a cat or dog who lays in such a way that he/she looks like a loaf of furry bread with a face
by Loaf of bread but not July 21, 2021
Han-ah: omg did you hear? emoly hymen just called Cecilia a bread horse
Catherine: I mean... did she lie?
Angela: no
Catherine: I mean... did she lie?
Angela: no
by Albino rhinoo October 25, 2019
Person 1: Check out that bread top.
Person 2: Give her two more months and she'll have a fresh muffin top.
Person 2: Give her two more months and she'll have a fresh muffin top.
by vallllllllllllllllllll May 17, 2008
A god who comes down to earth and who will strip for bread. Has many hoes and a single pimp. Prefers baguettes over sourdough.
by We Stan a Queen February 12, 2019
by Woodntknow March 12, 2016