Whack-A-Mole faucets

Refers to those dumb-a** water-saver spigots with push-to-operate valves dat gradually rise back up and stop da water-flow after a ridiculously short time, obliging you to keep "bashing da buttons" every few seconds while trying to wash your hands or fill your drinking-cup.

One fairly-simple way to keep Whack-A-Mole faucets running continuously is to slap da "H" and "C" valves alternately, and always doing so before da currently-running one stops flowing; this causes both valves to stay open more of da time, allowing for an uninterrupted flow of water from da spout.

by QuacksO August 24, 2023

Wiggetta-whack

A situation being substantially more whack than whack. Crazy, ridiculous, and a waste of time and or money. From Criss-Cross in the 90's.

Doing these dishes by hand is wiggetta-whack. We need a dishwasher.

by Ismellstupid December 8, 2011

Mad whack for what

Phrase Brad said once that Jaden repeats multiple times a day without context.

Matt: Sorry I wasn't on ps4 last night guys, I was doing charity work for orphans in Africa"
Jaden: Mad whack for what

by moonwalkingincalabases January 30, 2021

Whack

The application of the death penalty.

The criminal was whacked for federal attempted murder.

by ScienceBurt January 20, 2020

Whack

When something is absolutely 100% bullshit or untrue.

"Dark Souls difficulty is completely whack."

"He's not dating Britney Spears, that's whack."

by The guy stalking you right now March 14, 2022

Whack Winter

The act of masturbating and ejaculating on the genitalia until your genitalia becomes cold from the semen.

Man 1: Dude, get out of the bathroom!
Man 2: What? I'm about to shower because I've been in a whack winter!

by Xandrox Boot January 29, 2017

Whack Pack

A group of non-pussywhipped guys who get together for circle jerks whenever the fuck they want cuz they ain't answerin' to no bitch!

I ain't got no girl I'm Whack Pack 4-Life!

by CarvUUp January 8, 2017