Zach

An amazing handsome man that takes care of the people and things he love. He may look mean and built like a bus but he’s gotta big heart and an even bigger cock. He loves to play sports and contribute to his country. He hopes to keep increasing in the Navy.

Person 1: who’s that guy

Person 2: I heard that’s Zach and if you get in the bed with him he’ll straighten your pipes.

by Uhhhh daddy December 3, 2020

Zach

A person who replays anime memes and thinks it's funnier each time. He also always says he's NOT a weeb, But he is....

Zach: Look at this anime show
normie: No
Zach: you'll LIKE IT.
normie: dies of anime cringe

by DESTROY ALL WEEBS December 23, 2020

Zach

Lives in your mental rent free.
Enjoys the occasional naked poop.
He’s the best.
Be like Zach.

Zach is undoubtedly the best.

by thebeesashyknees November 22, 2021

Zach

Lives in your mental rent free.
Enjoys the occasional naked poop.
He’s the best.
Be like Zach.

Zach is undoubtedly the best.

by thebeesashyknees November 22, 2021

Zach

such a bitch heartbreaker looks like a fucking fish thinks he is "aesthetic" but the thing is he dresses like a fuckboy that is just at the corner of your streets fuck you

this michael dude thinks he is cool but the reality is that he is "zach"

by p0s3id0n1sh0t1219 November 22, 2021

Zach

Zach can be a rude person but he means well he's a player but cares about his friends and family alot

Person 1:Hey Zach

Zach: what's up man hey

by Hi hubby November 22, 2021

Zach

1) Has a big dick, able to get ladies just by saying "What's good slatterinos".

"God, Zach is so hot, right Michelle?"

by BigPP_Daddio12369 November 21, 2021