the ultimate homophobe freak-out

This is an intentional and well practiced move on the part of two straight males or two straight females to irk,irritate,gross out or freak a hard core homophobe. One of the pair sits on the lap of the other and plays with the partner's hair then spits his/her chewing gum straight up in the air only to have the partner catch it in his/her mouth like a hungry sea gull. Very effective stunt. Known to make the homophobe throw up.

These two guys went into the boss lady's office and did the ultimate homophobe freak-out move on her. She suspended them both for 2 days.

by wolfbait51 September 25, 2011

ultimate scooter

A hefty gang of street thugs from the east side of Melbourne Australia. They are said to roam the streets of rich suburban nieghborhoods hittin up primary schools and other such inicent places with their radical, hard as, scootering. The take blade scooters to the next level and make wesley snipes look like a pussy.

Ah police please... yeah... ultimate scooter have struck us again, they've just scootered in our local primary school and left grind marks everywhere. The worst part is that they have started a scooting craze at the school. (police- we will be there shortly)

Wanna hit up a primary? fo' sho.

by Pig headed jerk July 30, 2008

ULTIMATE SCOOTER

The name of a small group of ghetto thugs who tour rich suburban primary schools filming scooter movies, just after there 420 apointment. They are pretty bad ass...

Ultimate Scooter: The Movie

Man lets hit up the primary...lets Ultimate Scoot This Joint...

Brett (ultimate Leader), Jeeds, Mitch, Burga, Foulds, Luc, Mure, Peez, Burnz, Dug (camera work)

by Ultimate Scooter Member August 31, 2008

ultimate kiss

The act of inserting your arm as far as possible up your, usually, homosexual partner's ass with the goal being to "touch" their heart.

Yesterday I was called to a house to help some guy take his arm out of another guy's ass after he performed the ultimate kiss.

by 312345 November 24, 2007

Ultimate Gaming Warlord

The Legend. The Best at everything he does, The man named Krypt, has taken the name of "Ultimate Gaming Warlord."

I am the ultimate gaming warlord, someone such as myself couldnt be fooled that way!!

by Kryptorm123 May 4, 2020

ultimotheism

Ultimotheism is the belief of all current religions being true, and possibly even some interactions between the gods not stated in the texts.

Non-spiritual guy who says he is spiritual: what religion are you?
Ultimotheism believer: Yes.

by ControlledLust October 13, 2022

Ultimate Scandal

With the world bank's money alone, not counting the billions that go into the army, we could easily wipe out all poverty forever with just 5% of the money.

poverty isnt a fact of life-its a disease.

We can wipe it out, but certain (cough, Bush) people have to go

have you seen me on 2DTV? I kick ass as Wonder Woman. George W Bush the 2nd.

by Biafra J July 13, 2004