Status quovid

Adhering to the minimum requirements mandated by one's local government regarding Covid.

Dude: "hey man u need a mask in here."
Dude 2: <pulls wrinkled up stained mask out of pocket> "relax I'm status quovid"

by mister delicious January 27, 2022

Status Effects

Fucking annoying.

why the FUCK do i have 9 status effects?

by dman6969asdasdasd August 27, 2022

Bomb-status

something really coolor someone really hott

-Dude that movie was bomb-status!!!
-That bitch is bomb-status

by carolina_D November 12, 2007

Pelican Status

State of being, after large amounts of alcohol have been consumed and one feels "flyer than a muh fuggin pelican".

Danni: This party is out of control.
Taiti: I know. PELICAN STATUS!

by medusa002 November 24, 2009

Boner status

When something has reached the status of being awesome and/or causing a boner.

(During a night of drunken madness) Mackenzie, the cake you made is boner status!

by RSKYTASTIC April 3, 2010

carrot status

when you're pissed off at your significant other, so instead of giving him sweet treats such as jolly ranchers, you give him carrots. gross.

He was on carrot status, so he didn't get laid last weekend.

by vishuzzbabe77 January 2, 2011

Textbook Status

a status of such a person who's "work/free soul/passion"lands in an educational textbook.

The below example is a conversation between two people.

"Did you hear about Jim?"-A

"no i did not"-B

"he just hit Textbook Status!"-A

"wow that's great! good for him.."-B

"yea it covers thermodynamics quite well from what i hear"-A

by Textbook Status October 16, 2010