RTFR

I did not know there were Rules for Fucking. Where can I purchase a copy? Are they online? I checked Urban Dictionary and this is the only spot I can find a mention. RTFR obviously stands for Reinforce the Farmer's Revolt

Every housewife throughout Great Britain and Ireland should RTFR. The supermarkets are gaining the upper hand very rapidly, prices are out of control. The poor old hardworking farmers are working for a pittance. The farmer gets a very poor return for his efforts and the multinationals grow wealthier by the minute. Housewives, and you too guys because many of you earn the bread to pay for the housekeeping, RFTR.

by Stias December 28, 2005

RTF

Return to fuck

Used to indicate if a person is willing to return to the same prostittue for another commercial sex deal. Usually used as a yardstick for the service of a particular prostitute.

eventhough she is pretty and good at her service, i will not RTF because her pimp was very rude.

by marlarkar March 27, 2007

RTV

What MTV has become nowadays

Woman: Let’s watch MTV! Jersey Shore is on!
Man: MTV? More like RTV. Nothing but reality trash.

by AS2121 November 29, 2017

rtd

Ready to die

for example,
'hey i want to die'
and the other person says
'heck nooooo
i'm not rtd!!!!!!!!!'

hey, are you rtd?

why would i want to do that!!!!!

by 45hl3333333y January 22, 2008

RTFA

Read The "F*****g" Ad

Slang used in recruitment industry for candidates who apply for vacancies for which they don't have any relevant experience

Just gone through a stack of RTFA'ers, what a waste of time

by PompeyR July 21, 2011

RTFMA

Read the Fucking Manual, Asshole.

But you can't call an officer "asshole," so in the military RTFMA stands for "Read the Furnished Materials, _Sir_."

"Corporal, how do I order blankets for the new transfers on this stupid computer?"

Clerk, handing the First Looey a pamphlet: RTFMA.

Looey: What???

Clerk: It's right there in the manual, sir.

by s%mebody March 7, 2013

RTFA

Short for Run The F*** Away.

Holy crap its the teacher, RTFA!

by dreteman XTREME September 23, 2012