Run To Failure. The act of continuing to use aged and undermaintained equipment in an effort to take advantage of business accounting tax laws regarding depreciation of equipment, which then allow degrading systems to 'Deepwater Horizon' or 'West Pharmaceutical Services Dust Explosion' themselves with corporate assistance often causing death, injury, and catastrophic economic and environmental consequences causing cascading drops in relevant markets with perhaps privately predictable results (depending on the accuracy of things like MTBF of points of ciritical failure).
"Why are they RTFing the main production line already? We can't even get new bearings for the high-speeds! There's still millions in the burn pool, We're on trajectory! It makes no sense"
"Oh, rumor has it they 'owe themselves money' from their other 'interests' so they're going to do a dip-and-flip and rename us. That's why the crane is parked out there at $40K a day not doing anything. They SNAFUd the announcement and now all 20 letters of their new sign are spread out along the Jersey Turnpike like the Hulk got mad at the Hollywood sign."
"Oh. But won't those bearings fail.. right after the 'takeover' and then..."
"Long vacation around that so we miss it when it happens?"
"MTBF on that bearing set?"
"June? Vacation in Maui?"
"Guess so. Won't want to be here."
"Hope they got double-indemnity."
"Oh, rumor has it they 'owe themselves money' from their other 'interests' so they're going to do a dip-and-flip and rename us. That's why the crane is parked out there at $40K a day not doing anything. They SNAFUd the announcement and now all 20 letters of their new sign are spread out along the Jersey Turnpike like the Hulk got mad at the Hollywood sign."
"Oh. But won't those bearings fail.. right after the 'takeover' and then..."
"Long vacation around that so we miss it when it happens?"
"MTBF on that bearing set?"
"June? Vacation in Maui?"
"Guess so. Won't want to be here."
"Hope they got double-indemnity."
by leftiger March 18, 2019
Abbreviated form of the phrase Reverse Titty Fuck where the man places his ass in the woman's face, recieving a rim job as he precedes to titty fuck the woman and ejaculate on her chest.
Jen seemed pretty open to new sex positions, so I RTF'ed her and gave her a taste of my chocolate starfish.
by Ivanation March 19, 2007
by Imagiraffe September 18, 2023
I was so RTF after a long day at work.
by FaintOwned March 28, 2008
(verb) when a salesperson doesn't hit their targets but still gets rewarded for failure
(noun)1-a salesperson who is rewarded for not being particularly profitable. . 2- (Especially common in NW England) a non profitable salesperson who gets a nice company car.
(noun)1-a salesperson who is rewarded for not being particularly profitable. . 2- (Especially common in NW England) a non profitable salesperson who gets a nice company car.
Colin, had RTF(ed), but despite not hitting his sales targets he still collected his company car.
Despite being a RTF, Sally was given a nice braclet by her employees due to her good attendence record.
Despite being a RTF, Sally was given a nice braclet by her employees due to her good attendence record.
by Burgers25 December 06, 2006
Return to fuck
Used to indicate if a person is willing to return to the same prostittue for another commercial sex deal. Usually used as a yardstick for the service of a particular prostitute.
Used to indicate if a person is willing to return to the same prostittue for another commercial sex deal. Usually used as a yardstick for the service of a particular prostitute.
by marlarkar March 23, 2007
return the favor. sometimes used on myspace if someone wants you to comment there pic they will have i will rtf.
by Paul E T August 12, 2007