Phillip Status

The status you are given once you preform a task worthy of being compared to Phillip. This task normally involves a high amount of stupidity.

Guy 1: Wait, you're telling me that you ran over an old man and then backed up to see if he was ok?
Guy 2: Yup.
Guy 1: Ok, you have Phillip Status now. Don't talk to me.
Guy 2: Fuck, I'm gonna go kill myself.

by POSIDEONZ July 8, 2011

Philism

A phrase that is believed to be clever or insightful by the person saying it, but in actuality it is pure gibberish.

Did you hear what he just said? That's the Philism for today!

"Maybe the word 'grateful' is an oxymoron for people like us"

by acadia_pinecone August 8, 2012

philapitrated

To not make sense. To philapitrate.

James is quite philapitrated today.

by Mr Sir DeadlyMeerkat January 27, 2013

philibilly

a Filipino person mixed with white trash

"look at that philibilly"

by aliakk September 26, 2013

philapy

Noun; pronunciation: fill-uh-pee. A Philapy tends to be stubborn, sometimes annoying,childish, single minded, quick tempered, but also loving, caring, generous, silly. They are usually hard to live with but at the same time, life would not be the same without them.

Omg, you act just like a philapy!

by lezbhnst December 19, 2016

Philichological

When you want to sound smart in a local universities paper so you make up words.

Philichological, what also defines a pretentious English teacher fragile psyche.

by octochildern January 27, 2018

Philliponator

The Philliponator is a penis so big that it bursts the clit and ruptures the vaginal opening and puts so much pressure on the pussy lips that they have a permenant crease , usually comparable to a horse (9-13 inches). The names origin come from jack phillipson - a man who was first diagnosed with this condition as a result of the manslaughter of 3 girls Whalst enduring sexual inter course with them.

Girl 1: .............
Docter: he must have had the philliponator

by Ewarlord7 May 31, 2018