Oven Mitts

A nickname for a player of any sport that just can't catch the ball, no matter what. No matter how easy it looks, they still can't catch it.

Oh, how'd he miss the ball?

Ah it happens all the time, we call him 'Oven Mitts'

by ahhhh2342 February 21, 2019

redneck dutch oven

When your girl is taking a shower and you open the door fart inside and close and hold the door while she screams bloody murder and claws at the door trying to get out

Betty Ann broke up with me after I gave her the redneck dutch oven

by Indabutt June 10, 2024

Pop tarts in the oven

Slang for sexual intercouse, ie pop tart being the penis and oven being the vagina, the inside of the pop tart being gooey and the oven being warm adding to the imagery of the sexual innuendo

*fuckboi making a move on a very wasted girl at a club* hey Brittany let's put the pop tarts in the oven *proceeds to take Britany to his bed and put his penis in her vagina*

by Elliottestarryeyes February 9, 2017

Ovenated

When you throw something into an oven and its cooked (that's lame) and when you take it out that means the item is now ovenated

The fork I put in the oven became ovenated when I took it out.

by AsophagusDometricusMan July 14, 2025

oven machine

A woman that “gets around” very easily to men. A baby making machine.

That woman is nothing but a oven machine, she makes them and then leaves them for someone else to take care of.

by Jeff storman January 14, 2025

pizza roll in the oven

It's a sentence that you say to confuse others

"Hey man how, how's it goin?"

"pizza roll in the oven"

"oh, okay?"

by anonymous December 15, 2020

back of the oven

Something or someone so detestable that it literally has to go to the end of the line to be exterminated. Typically used in the context of something fascists would find absolutely abhorrent because it combines multiple hated attributes or despicable actions, like a mulatto communist, or transsexual child molester. From the old joke listed below:

Q: Why was the Black Jew sad?
A: Because he had to sit in the back of the oven.

Did you see that drag queen waving an Israeli flag and handing out dildo lollipops to children? Some real back of the oven shit there.

by Skookum Chuck January 13, 2024