churning the jackson

When the world's oil reserves run out in 2050, the oil companies will be forced to drill down into Michael Jackson's grave to extract the vast amounts of crude that have collected off of his broken down plastic face.

Suddenly a loud persistent noise could be heard in the Hollywood Hills around Forest Lawn Cemetery. It wasn't road construction, but the sound of the oil rig churning the jackson.

by Raul (comes out at night) December 17, 2013

Jackson

When an Australian man leaves a strip club without notifying his friends.

He went and did a Jackson last night

by Irishbloke May 20, 2016

Cochese Jackson

1. A condescending foreigner who suffers from extreme feelings of penis envy due to the economic, military, and political power of the United States.
2. Psychology. A person of mild mental retardation having a mental age from 7 to 12 years and generally having communication and social skills enabling some degree of academic or vocational education. See also frog.

1. Jacques Chirac.
2. Jacques Chirac.

by FalseHope April 16, 2004

To Samuel L. Fucking Jackson

vb.) The ultimate ass kicking. When a black man says, "I'm gonna Samuel L. Fucking Jackson yo ass!" You know he means it.

Ex.) To Samuel L. Fucking Jackson:
"What did you do last night?"
--"I Samuel L. Fucking Jacksoned someone for keying my car."

by Kim MOTHERFUCKING Weems December 9, 2008

andrew jackson

Fucking best president ever!!! He legally owns every $20 bill. He threw a party on the whitehouse lawn with a huge wheel of cheese. He gets down with the bitches and hoes. He was the original mark wahlberg. A true badass.

Shit, that gansta's straight up Andrew Jackson.

by Bill Callis May 1, 2009

Jacksonvile,Florida

Murder capital of the united states.

Jacksonvile,Florida:Murder capital of the united states.
New jersey: Duchebag Capital of the united states.
New York: Dickhead capital of the united states.
Blairsvile Georgia:Unknown capital of JACK SHIT!

by Thatdudefromflorida January 22, 2011

Quinn Jackson

an ugly boy who thinks he is cool, but is mistaken. cheats on his girlfriends with ugly smuts (look up smuts :p) and is left with no one. ALL ALONE! and ruined his best relationship. that he will never have again, or even close to. idiot. stupid. he thinks he can get anyone but he cannot, is an overall waste of oxygen!

I heard he ruined his relationship Quinn Jackson style!
you mean he ruined his best relationship with a smut?

by yonderers4619 January 24, 2011