Haze-over

You smoke some really good dro and go to bed pretty high. The next day you feel all hazy, fuzzy and unfocused. That's a haze-over!

"Bro, I can't do any work today...Kathy brought over some super tasty sour D. We crashed soon after getting super effed."

"Wowzers, I wish I had a haze-over! I have a lot of boring stuff to do today...be nice to just zone out."

by JohntheSeal May 14, 2011

Hazen's Law

Similar to Godwin's law, Hazen's law states that, when someone disagrees with a political or economic ideology and they automatically claim that ideology is zionist influenced, their opinion is no longer valid.

Person 1: I think these different people should stop killing each other because it is wrong.

Person 2: Thats just the sort of talk i expect from a zionist sheep.

Person 1: My comment had nothing to do with zionism whatsoever, therefore i am forced to invoke Hazen's Law and ignore you from now on.

by Barfolamew November 10, 2012

Hazheen

The most sexiest kid on Earth.Like Ronaldo in Soccer and Lebron in Basketball.He Also gets all the ladies

Everyone wants to be Hazheen

by Lebron631520 October 26, 2014

Hazelnutting

When you dip your balls in Nutella (or any hazelnut butter), then proceed to T-bag your significant other. (could also be a prank)

My kinky/hungry girl friend wanted to try something new, so we bought some Nutella and I ended up hazelnutting her last night.

by Basstard May 10, 2015

haznida

A girl desperately need love from boy

Hey Ashley why you sad
I need my love

You such a haznida

by sweet curtain March 26, 2016

hazard-ish

Something actually hazardous - dangerous and daring, yet unmet by the severity of the situation. Countering a risky and potentially death-inducing scenario with a comical and entertaining approach to the problem.

Hazard-ish events are always awesome to watch - danger and action combined!

by ‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌ August 31, 2016

Hazard Wobble

Hizard Warry corrected by an LG auto-correct.

You're a hazard wobble.

by Gjxgockhvcixyicykchkxyd March 17, 2017