florida duck

ducks that don’t like water ‘cause

“why isn’t that duck in water?”
‘cause
florida duck
sick of the water

by subtletee September 19, 2019

Florida Blowjob

When you go to take a leak, and a snake jumps out of the toilet and latches on to your penis

I've never had a blow like the Florida Blowjob

by BigDaddyMcNasty March 2, 2020

Florida Lord

The ruler of all Florida men. There can only be one, and they will forever hold the title of the Florida Lord. Befriending them is the way to go, becoming their enemy will only result in being stuffed in a bag and drove across the country and thrown into a creek.

Jimmy bob billy-I heard that the Florida Lord wrestled 48 alligators yesterday!
Jesus-There goes humanity..

by Oonmyphone May 4, 2020

Floridumb

Stupid things that Floridians do.

The sheriff in Florida banned his deputies and workers from wearing masks during a pandemic. That is not just dumb it's Floridumb

by dboyli August 12, 2020

Floridian Sunset

1) When a guy from Tampa buttchugs a wine cooler

2) a shitty song by Katie Noel

Example 1: “Brooooo did you see chad do a Floridian Sunset at the party last night? That shit was crazy!”

Example 2: “that new Katie Noel song made me want to cut my ears out”

by Danny Gurzz September 28, 2020

florida sober

It’s like CA sober but your less confined to just smoking pot. You can drink, occasionally partake in recreational pharmaceuticals, and probably still function.

I was gonna do that 75 Hard workout thing, but the no booze element wasn’t my jam. I’m Florida sober and want to have some fun.

by Darthspock March 8, 2022

trenton florida

Is A redneck town where all the hillbillies go to buy Junkyard parts

Junkyard paradise a huge Ford fest

Robert where do we find parts for your F150 Let's go to trenton florida

by Redneck junky December 24, 2016