knock their dick in the dirt

medical term: to give enough medication to render them compliant

That patient was yelling out last night so we had to knock his dick in the dirt!

by vernon dutton January 20, 2004

i know you didnt

A common reaction when in disbelief of someones actions or words.

Ohhh know you didn't! How you gonna play me like that?

by Sophie February 11, 2005

when the river runs red take the dirt road

when a woman is on her period and you are having sex flip her over and have anal sex

"when the river runs red take the dirt road", said my horny father

by incorrect defenitions June 6, 2014

dirt ape

a landscaper or landscaping laborer

"what do you do?"
"I'm a dirt ape"

by Stefan the terrible June 12, 2004

dirt billy

Much like a hillbilly, but even lower on the scale, since here in Michigan, they don't even have the benefit of a hill's potential scenic value, since the land is so damn flat. These ass-backward bumblefucks are just out the middle of big flat nowhere with nothing but dirt. Characterized by decaying, halfway or completely caved-in barns, various cars or trucks on blocks with weeds growing up through them, "yards" cluttered and basically unmowable from so much junk, extreme ignorance, as well as paranoia in thinking that anybody is actually going to steal or vandalize their broken old crap.

After we went 4-wheeling down his fence-row (not even in the fields), to get to the riding trails, the dirtbilly neighbor came out with his shotgun and threatened to shoot us for "messin with his poperty".

by FunkyBumpkin May 25, 2005

dirt balling

A variation on snowballing. it is after a woman performs oral sex on her guy... but without swallowing or spitting out the spunk. She then goes to his ass ... or another individuals ass and spits the spunk in their trunk.

when Bridget finished sucking my C**K she took my load and dropped it in my ass that was dirt balling.

by dirt baller September 21, 2006

dirt demon

a filthy black toddler;
a filthy black midget;

usually wears coats and acts human, but really come through dirt from hell to terrorize humans.

man, tevin is such a little dirt demon.

by happy kids March 29, 2008