brown condom eater

The act of eating a condom after it's been used for anal and is covered in fecal matter

boy 1 : DUDE shes a brown condom eater
boy 2 : DUDE i don't care...

by DinkyCondomsAreGross March 8, 2011

irish condom

An empty Mars Bar wrapper thats only open at one end.

I didn't have a rubber on me so i had to use and Irish condom

by eireman March 28, 2009

Condom Jouster

Game for safe sex homos.

Lets go to the beach and watch the condom jousters.

by Flanstraw2 October 16, 2008

soda condom

a condom for you can of soda.
apeice of plastic or baggyvthat protects your soda from
insects,dirt or shit like that while working out side.

that guy with OCD always puts soda condoms on his drink.

by hell spawn October 6, 2007

Canadian Condom

Using an ice cream cone as protection during sex. Usually done with ice cream still in the cone and ice cream stuffed in the vagina, as is done with the Canadian Fridge.

Black Dude - My lady complained when I used a pointy cone as a Canadian Condom, but she didn't wanna get pregnant, so...
White Guy - Man! That must have hurt.
Black Dude - Yeah, that pointy tip didn't give me enough head space. I'll have to use a cylindrical cone next time.

by Inept_Walrus March 20, 2011

gamer girl condom

A condom made for simps by the Egirl Queen of thots Belle delphine for when you have sex with gamer girls

"I'm gonna have sex with a gamer girl I'll use my Gamer girl condom"

by Pure blood viking July 20, 2020

used condom collector

a fine gentleman interested in the historic preservation of artifacts benefitting the survival of the species

Chad was a certified used condom collector, with over 500 items registered to his name

by D Flawless November 11, 2021