crap bastard

where do i start? hm.....'crap bastard' is a derogatory term used to describe the most lame and pathetic individuals. especially those trying to be 'cool' and making a total tit out of themselves. also those who let others down in a big way and have no social skills.

friend' i couldnt find that site on the internet'
me 'oh you crap bastard'
friend' i tried'
me' not hard enough you utterly crap bastard'

by sharonmoore September 14, 2006

crap factory

Someone who is so totally useless in life that they only thing they can be relied upon for is to turn food into waste.

George W. Bush is such a crap factory.

by Earl September 16, 2004

Jap crap

A derogatory term used to describe pop culture from Japan (examples: Manga *pronounced "mahn-gah"*, anime *pronounced "ah-ni-may"*, Japanese clothing, music, food, ect.). It is used most often to insult a person who is interested in the Japanese language and culture.

Random bigot: What the h*** are you listening to Gackt for? Don't you know that it's total jap crap?

Me: Don't you know that "Jap" is a derogatory term that shouldn't be used? *mutters under breath: you narrow-minded baka*

RB: Like, OMG, you're swearing at me in that weird Chinese language!

by Tomoko-chan April 12, 2006

fly crap

nothingness; use with aim

~hi
~hi
~watsup
~fly crap

by lisa February 21, 2004

crap shot

when someone with no basketball skills tries making a shot from afar with a piece of garbage into the trash.

guy 1: oh dude did you see gene try that crap shot.
guy 2:yeah haha that was an epic fail.

by haha i added a word June 26, 2010

holly crap!

to fill your department store with shitloads of xmas paraphanalia in october

i went to target last october, holly crap!

by dave cain November 9, 2007

piece of crap

I can't believe there isn't a definition of this already.

It's quite amazing, really.

by Shiftless Mind September 10, 2004