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texas gas mask

When a loved poops in a shower cap, then wraps the poop filled shower cap around the loved ones face.
Yo man, i totally just gave my girlfriend a texas gas mask!
by Dick cuckler April 6, 2017
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masking my breath

The act of wearing a face mask while you have bad breath or lingering booze seeping from your pores
I drank too much tequila last night, so luckily with the Covid mask mandate, I'll be masking my breath from my boss today!
by GlazeHer September 19, 2020
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Mongolian War Mask

When a friend is sleeping and you place your balls apon their eye sockets and your penis down their nose/ between their eyes. After this you take a picture, print it out, and then put it apon them so once they wake up...they wake up to a nice present.
Dude i Mongolian War Masked by best friend last night then posted the picture on face book!
by Ublaga June 6, 2010
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Cherokee face mask

When a female is fingering herself whilst on her menatural cycle, she takes her crimson fingers and marks her mate on his face with a tribal mask of the warrior. The male then exhorts the tribal yell, which commonly translates to "WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU!!!"
"Oh my God, Becky, I was hanging out with Mark we were, like, doing stuff, and he decided to just let on rip right in the middle of it! So I decided to give him a Cherokee face mask!"
by pseudonymph February 13, 2015
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Weapon of Mask Destruction

When the individual right to liberty and freedom as part of human rights gives people the choice to decide whether or not to wear a face mask, especially if the authorities have made mask wearing mandatory for everyone in public places—in practice, they could be fined or jailed (or even caned in some extreme cases) for refusing to don a mask.
In a number of red states, millions of hardcore Trumpublicans have used personal, religious, or political freedom as their weapon of mask destruction—they’re not going to bow down to “mask oppression” even if a jail imprisonment awaits them for their repeated social disobedience.
by MathPlus July 15, 2021
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Omlet Face Mask

When Someone Pisses And Cums All Over Someone's Face
Bro Did You See That Omlet Face Mask That Jack Gave Katie
Yeah I Did
by SMARTBOYYYY August 29, 2022
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Cute mask syndrome

when a person looks cute with their mask on, but when they take it off and they’re not cute and you think “OH FUCK PUT IT BACK ON”
Guy 1-“bro that girl is super cute
Guy 2-“ nah bro she got cute mask syndrome
by Pineapole February 4, 2021
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