Mississippi Mud Wrap

Is when after anal relations you take your manhood which should be poo covered and lay it across the female or male partner and have them roll over. Giving them a wrap of poo.

After sex many people from Council Bluffs love to perform the Mississippi Mud Wrap to there partner.

by thebman49 March 20, 2010

dandy rapper/wrapper

Dandy Rapper

1) A posh, suburban toff whom aspires to be a brother but has no true frame of refrence.
2) When you prove yourself to be intellectually superior to another through the medium of high brow rap entertainment with added "ghetto" colloquialisms.

Dandy Wrapper

1) A posh mans condom, often made from the intestines of endangered species (i.e. panda) and adorned with precious jewels/trinkets.

Dandy rapper/wrapper

Dandy Rapper - You sir, have just been dandy rapped!

Dandy Wrapper - 'Lay still, Margot, whilst the maid fetches me a Dandy Wrapper.'

by Monsieur Apelington June 15, 2010

Wrap

something thats cool, dank, or sexyyyy.

"what are ya eating today darce?"
"turkey, bacon, provalone."
"BRO, thats so wrap!"

by candicedarceeee May 4, 2007

wrapper

A rapper who ran out of cool ways to spell words incorrectly.

Biatch, don't phuk wit mee. I'm a gudd daam wrapper.

by Dude Man December 29, 2004

wrap one up

The rolling of a spliff

you get on with that...i'm going to go wrap one up

by Smoke Duster October 24, 2007

Wrap yourself

To ensure you are appropriately dressed.

Hey Maxime! Wrap yourself

by TCLM July 20, 2018

Wrap your crap

A relatively polite way of saying "Eat shit you dickhead!" Also deployable, when someone is not willing to take the poop their dog has made on a public territory.

Hey mister! Your pet has left something here for you.
What is it?
Mr. Poop, please, wrap your crap.

by Murdoc Kylburne April 16, 2020