Wankette

A female wanker. A lady that likes to strum. Rocker (male) rockette (female)

My missus likes a fiddle, she's a right wankette

by The bongolist September 17, 2019

Wankiii

An Asian wanker

Hey wankiii

by RICHARD FIDLA October 26, 2019

Wankathon

A Wankathon is where you masturbate for 1hr and see how many times you can ejaculate in that period of time.

"i ejaculated 4 times last night whilst having a wankathon"

by Davebuckos February 19, 2020

Wanktosser

A wanktosser is a person who is a bit of a dickhead

Charlie you are a wanktosser

by Geoooo March 9, 2020

WankStain

You have wank stains in ur bed or your jacket

Hey I spunked on my bed and now there is a stain so am I a wankstain

by Rileythespunker October 4, 2020

Wankiffery

1. Corporate event hosts acknowledging dignitaries that require recognition, validation or appreciation with an imagined care factor and no emotional substance i.e. ticking boxes or meeting criteria to adhere to formalities (that know one actually cares about)
2. Practicing etiquette to create a perceived sense importance
3. Making someone or something feel important when you give zero fucks e.g. Blowing smoke up a person’s bottom
4. Synonym: bullshit, rigmarole, waffle on, carry on, dribble

“What a load of wankiffery!”
“The presentation commenced with the usual wankiffery.”
“I overheard her wankiffery with one of our clients/customers.”

by Gramberly October 7, 2020

wankstance

The stand of George Aaron James Squires or also know as the way you stand during sexual intercourse

Becky: Diego has the best Wankstance ever!
Tracy: No way! Better than Marcus!
Becky: He had me orgasming twice as many times as Marcus did!

by Pablo Indabar October 26, 2020