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Temporary Sincerity

When a person says or does something with complete sincerity, only to have no recollection of it at a later date.
Boy: "Girl, I wanna be wit ya."
Same boy, one month later: "WADDAFUCKIZUPWITDATDURTYSKANK?!"
Girl: "Geeze, look at you wit yo temporary sincerity!"
by rstlne11 April 19, 2011
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Tampon Effect

What guys think about a girl they are unsure about, relationship wise. Similar to how women use tampons. Guys would rather use women then throw them away rather than going through the trouble of making a relationship work.
Dude 1: "Hey how are you and that chick?"
Dude 2: "Idk dude she's been bustin my balls lately."
Dude 1: "Well, sounds like time for the tampon effect to come into play."
Dude 2: "True dat. Fuck a hoe!"
by ryandizzle22 August 10, 2009
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Temporary marrage

A marrage in which automaticly ends after a stated number of years. This time limit is built into the marrage contract.
This has been proposed because so many marrages end in divorce anyway.
by Deep blue 2012 September 14, 2009
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tampon stash

1.when a girl hides drugs in her vagina, by cutting a hole in a tampon and inserting the drugs there. she keeps the tampon in if she's getting on a plane, or in any situation where she might be searched.
1. dude, if it wasn't for my tampon stash, our asses would be chillin in jail.
by erinito June 22, 2007
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Tampon

Noun.

A tampon is either a clever ginger or vampire with an affinity for himself. At first a tampon will seem like a multidimensional and enticing human being. This is how they lure their victims in. Often the victim of a tampon only realizes that the tampon is indeed just a tampon after they are in too deep. There are 2 main give-aways of a tampon - The paleness and red hair. Their pale bodies are really just a white cotton stick and their "red hair" is really just a pile of bloody uteran lining. Often what we call string they think is something else.

Noun.
Some one who looks like a used tampon, and smells like one as well.
Adj.
Pertaining to being a tampon.

(i.e. That guy was so tampon)
Girl: That ginger boy was such a self absorbed phoney. Gr, it gets to me how he brags about breaking hearts - so young.

Girl 2: Seriously, don't worry, he is just a tampon.

Girl 3: WHAT A TAMPON HEAD!!! he smell so fish fish.
by cat.eggs.creep. October 21, 2011
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temon

A psychopathic person with a HUGE dick. Every sexual and always gets what he wants
Girl 1: Temon is just crazy
Girl 2: but look at his big dick
Girl 1: true
by D.C king October 22, 2015
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tampon

Tampons are used to plug the vaginal area when a girl is having her period to catch the menstrual flow.
Honda's are like tampons. Every bitch has 1.
by jobob May 13, 2005
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