Alabama Attack Squirrel

A unique Squirrel breed found in Athens, Alabama. From the genus Sciurus, sub-genus Paulkrus Deeznuts. An agile cage-dwelling rodent with a bushy tail, typically feeding on nuts, seeds, but primarily MethamphetamineS. It is believed the meth diet increases in the Squirrel‘s agility, stealth, and mammalian predator instinct. It is believed by the trainer aka “meth head” that the squirrel becomes something to fear.

Ronnie, release the Alabama Attack Squirrel!

OMG Mickey, the meth house was raided and the police seized your Alabama Attack Squirrel.

You don’t want me to get the Alabama Attack Squirrel 🐿 involved.

by The Alabama Muff Diver January 26, 2022

Brown sugar squirrel

Unexpected fart.

Did you hear that? I think it was a rare, elusive, brown sugar squirrel. You almost never see them. You always here them when they explode from their nest after a period of hibernation.

by Juan fy September 5, 2023

look a squirrel

this term is used when you- oh look a squirrel

bob: look a squirrel

by rainingnuggets September 16, 2023

squirrel

A female human who chases after some guys nuts; female who wants to have sex with you.

Me: Dude, Taylor is a total squirrel for Jose.
You: Oh shit, you're right!
Together: SQUIRREL!!

by McWims November 10, 2008

squirrelbait

1) a squirrel placed on the end of a fishing rod
2) Budic

Squirrelbait threw a brick through a windshield

by jfdsajkfd January 10, 2008

squirrel

Verb - to hide booze/drugs in the vicinity of a party to consume later. If you can remember where you left it then you're in a fit state to drink/take it. If not then it lies there to be discovered by some lucky partygoer/bastard at a later date. Though it sounds easy there is much more skill involved in a good squirrel than you think.

'Dude, we've run out of booze/drugs/wotsits'
'don't worry man, I squirrelled some in that old fridge in the park'
'there is no fridge in the park'
'shit'

*the months pass*

'check out this shit, someone must have squirrelled it'
'nice, well it's ours now'

by Tomomomomomomom March 13, 2008

squirrel

A guy who is just lookin to get some booty

"I'm just a squirrel tryin to getta nut"

by Foreverangel December 28, 2005