lesbian cock sucker

Used to describe so called lesbians that enjoy sucking and getting fucked with dildos, prosthetic cocks or strap-ons until climax.

Used to describe a lesbian that craves real cock after realizing how good a dildo or strap-on feels/felt up her twat, dunghole, mouth and tits.

These so called lesbian cock suckers also decide to turn "bi or straight" because now they crave, want and need real cock.

Anne Heche was a lissy for dating Ellen Degeneres but is now the example/meaning of a lesbian cock sucker. Anne realized that she's cuckoo for real cock instead of Ellen's hairy strap-on with balls.

1. Lesbian cock suckers are funny!, despite having no attraction for male genitalia, they enjoy strap-on's up their mouth, ass, pussy and between their tits.

2. Lesbian cock suckers also enjoy fingers up their cunt and arse.

3. Lesbo #1: Hey, that lesbian cock sucker is giving us real lesbians a bad name.

Lesbo # 2: Totally, real lesbians enjoy pussy and tits not a strap-on, dildo or prosthetic.

Lesbo #1: I'd rather respect, date or befriend a lesbian whore hound instead of a yucky lesbian cock sucker.

Lesbo #2: Yeah, lesbian cock suckers are yucky and usually dump you for real cock but at least a lesbian whore hound is true to pussy & tits.

by Not a lesbian cock sucker October 29, 2006

soccer mom

These women love their children and like to be "cool" with the kids. Usually they try and protect their kids from anything that may be evil.

Soccer moms wear khaki pants from the Gap.

by Anonymous July 18, 2004

sucker hole

Weather term: a period of sunshine between rainstorms long enough for you to go outside and get caught in the next shower.

I thought it was going to be nice, so I went out, but it turned out to be a sucker hole and I was drenched by the time I got home.

by Mercy April 6, 2006

eye socket

the hole in a face that eyes are typically found in. At times, there can be novelty products such as collector's items or pocket lint in replacement of this so called "eye." But, I digress.

the holes placed evenly on either side of a face (if you're lucky) and separated by a nose.

"Omg, Timmy, what's that thing your eye socket?" -pokes with sharp twig.-

"That WAS my eye, you bastard!" -profusely bleeding out of eye socket.-

"Hey, I don't have a place to put my Gundam Model...oh, wait.. -puts in eye socket.- GENIUS!!"

by themagicalrandom May 7, 2010

9-volt Shocker

The act of using a 9 volt battery sparingly during oral sex on a woman. As to illicit same results of placing on tongue. Preferably a used battery from a smoke alarm or clock to avoid injury, also avoid continuous contact and utilize dot-dot-dash method. (I.e. da-da-da-da-da-dah-da-da, nickelodeon).

I did the 9-volt shocker on her last night and she liked it until she found out what it was and slapped the crap out of me.

by Big Jim 624 September 14, 2007

Socket Fuck

Having someone take out a prostetic eye and proceding to fuck the open socket with your dick

"Amanda had a glass eye and took it out and showed me how to socket fuck her"

by Jay-in August 3, 2008

socket rientist

a person who is normally airheaded/ditzy/dense, but occasionally comes up with things only a rocket scientist could dream of, ie) an idiot savant.

Even though Nicole never remembers to tie her shoes, her theory on the symbiosis of the evolution of jazz and the repeal of Prohibition really proves she's socket rientist.

by Red Shoes December 14, 2008