Tank slapper

The aftermath of a very rare and extraordinary poo. A tank slapper requires the coming together of a unique arrangement of circumstances not encountered on a frequent basis.

Firstly the poo being ejected must be firm, ideally smooth, definitely not sticky and have some elastic properties.

Secondly the body from which the poo is being ejected, must be longitudinally centred and slightly forward on the pan. The sphincter must not be too slack or overly encumbered by anal beard, this is to ensure maximum velosity on exit and reduce any parasitic friction.

If these properties are met, the poo will launch out of the anus. It will hit the forward side of the pan, adjacent to the bowl water. Ricochet on to the back pan, leaving two perfectly vertical skid marks in front and behind the bowl water. This is a tank slapper.

Jeff, Jeff, my legs are trembling and I feel like I’ve been touched by the almighty himself. JEFF, I’ve had a tank slapper.

Tank slapper by Cludgyspanklips September 26, 2021

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Trick Da Slapper

Trick da slapper is an unusually large rapper hailing from streets of Eugene, OR. He was born in Corvalis but was forced to leave the city after a string of legal and substance abuse issues. He became known as "da slapper" after regularly slapping the shit out of people in social gatherings. Now he is signed with an indy label named hush records and is on the rise as one of the best young gangster rappers in the game.

Yo. You headed to dat TRICK DA SLAPPER concert tonight?

Trick Da Slapper by Jim of hush Records August 28, 2010