Brown Spit-Shine

A review process whereby the proofreader believes a particular piece of work product is so terrible that it would be an improvement to:

1) Print out document/presentation
2) Pull down trousers
3) Squat over said document/presentation
4) Proceed to excrete on document
5) Return to author covered in human excrement

That PowerPoint Presentation was so horrible that I printed it out and gave it a Brown Spit-Shine.

Upon reviewing the first draft of Jim's presentation, I had no choice but to Brown Spit-Shine it. Jim's on holiday so his desk is going to smell upon his return.

I know the first iteration wasn't my best work by it didn't deserve to be literally shat upon with a Brown Spit-Shine.

by Arnie P October 15, 2011

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Shineka

One who is strong in her resolves and opinions but loves people and wishes everyone well.

Shineka was adament about getting the right chage back.

by Shineka Robinson August 24, 2008

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moon shine

Whisky.Usually made by the more "country"
public.
Not usually weak.Can be aged.Making it smoother and stronger.

Chick-Damn,I got some of my dad's moon shine last night.It's been aging for like 14 years.That shit knocked me on my ass.

Guy-Isn't illegal to make that,and sell it?

by Dang;Lets Bang January 26, 2009

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tit and shine

licking ones tits so intensely and with such great force that they begin to glimmer from marinated with saliva. usually done in motel bathrooms with low lighting for self-conscious women. this technique was developed in a tukey mcdonalds in the early 90s and brought to the states and perfected by elders in the retired florida community.

that girls tits are glowing through her shirt. her and her boyfriend must have had a quickie tit and shine

by jehnavievee dela pierree July 29, 2009

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