smacker

1.(n) A stupid, inept, or dorky person.

2.(n) A person who jerks off.

Many people labeled George W. Bush a "smacker" after his handling of the presidency.

What kind of "smacker" do you have to be to get your dick caught in the orange juicer?

by Locker December 12, 2008

titty smack

Adjective : fucking awesome. very cool. the greatest thing to happen.

speaking to a buddy "Dude - I got the internship man. Buddy responds "That's titty smack!"

by bobbyboyrulez February 6, 2009

smack the south right outta you

A phrase used when a dirty secess is mouthing off to their northern superior.

Okay, so I talk fast. But if you keep making fun of it I'm gonna smack the south right outta you.

by TheConcierge April 14, 2005

Smackdown

The factually accurate and brutally delivered written or verbal retort due to all smactivists.

Glenn Beck needs a serious smackdown for being a world class smacktivist.

by Nosmack August 30, 2010

Smack it

Its like just do it, if you want to get something done you just smack it...like if youre shooting a timelapse you "just smack that", it means to do it that much quicker and that much better. Its like the point of decision. When you commit to smacking you have to go through with it.

Casey: shall we book a ticket to Ireland

Dan: Smack it

by HG95 May 28, 2018

smacked it

something that has been done that is considered to be cool by the masses

"ey did you see that boy smoke 60 zoots in a row and he was still standin like?!"
"yeah blud he smacked it"

by roxxor February 19, 2004

Smacked about like Sheryl Gascoigne

In Cricket when a bowler is having a rather poor over, being hit for six or four every ball, ie smacked out of the ground. This is often refered to as being 'Smacked about like Sheryl Gascoigne'.
(Also used in computer game cricket game Brian Lara)

This saying comes from ex-footballer & ex-"manager" plus recovering alcoholic & wife beater Paul "Gazza" Gascoigne, who used to hit Sheryl about a bit.

"Ah man three sixes & two fours off that over, you're being Smacked about like Sheryl Gascoigne!"

by Ian February 7, 2006