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Greatest English football player of all time. Took us single handedly to the Italia 90 semi finals, the semi finals of Euro 96 and winners of Le Tournoi in 97. Sadly left out of the France 98 squad by the useless fuckwit that is Glenn Hoddle. Can now be found in China. Greatest footballer ever to grace these shores.
"Is Gascoigne going to have a crack? He is you know!"

"Omfg that's Paul Gascoign standard"
gascoigne by Anonymous June 4, 2003
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gascoigne 

90's term to cry like a baby
gascoigne by best June 12, 2003

Smacked about like Sheryl Gascoigne

In Cricket when a bowler is having a rather poor over, being hit for six or four every ball, ie smacked out of the ground. This is often refered to as being 'Smacked about like Sheryl Gascoigne'.
(Also used in computer game cricket game Brian Lara)

This saying comes from ex-footballer & ex-"manager" plus recovering alcoholic & wife beater Paul "Gazza" Gascoigne, who used to hit Sheryl about a bit.
"Ah man three sixes & two fours off that over, you're being Smacked about like Sheryl Gascoigne!"

Mr gascoigne 

legend. probs sucks kids with callums nan
Mr Gascoigne is a legend n should link with callums nan
Mr gascoigne by tybaltalt May 16, 2019
a person who is a strong believer, in them self and others. someone that helps people alot. they dont care much about life and do what they want. they are marijuana obsessed, and eats alot. most of them yell to much and cant handle being with there family. they count on there friends the most.
to be a bitch, be a gascoyne.
gascoyne by chelsayyy jean October 18, 2008
Handsome Greek guy with surprisingly high I.Q.
Gascoin is very beautyfull
gascoin by gascoin February 6, 2010
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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