Greatest English football player of all time. Took us single handedly to the Italia 90 semi finals, the semi finals of Euro 96 and winners of Le Tournoi in 97. Sadly left out of the France 98 squad by the useless fuckwit that is Glenn Hoddle. Can now be found in China. Greatest footballer ever to grace these shores.
"Is Gascoigne going to have a crack? He is you know!"

"Omfg that's Paul Gascoign standard"
by Anonymous June 4, 2003
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In Cricket when a bowler is having a rather poor over, being hit for six or four every ball, ie smacked out of the ground. This is often refered to as being 'Smacked about like Sheryl Gascoigne'.
(Also used in computer game cricket game Brian Lara)

This saying comes from ex-footballer & ex-"manager" plus recovering alcoholic & wife beater Paul "Gazza" Gascoigne, who used to hit Sheryl about a bit.
"Ah man three sixes & two fours off that over, you're being Smacked about like Sheryl Gascoigne!"
by Ian February 7, 2006
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