SMAC
Suck my ass combined; used in the same way as when you tell someone to "suck my ass" but telling them to suck yours and others at the same time
SMAC by niquoletta December 7, 2014
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Smac
Another word for a girl snowboarder that is far from a snow bunny. She has a new bruise every day when she gets home from the Star ski hill because she aint scared to try new shit, even in front of the Scenester boarders. This girl is a go-getter, and she killllsss it every time.
Smac by aids davidsooon February 20, 2008
SMAC
Scenario 1
You: Your sister gave me a SMAC when I walked in on her in the shower.
Friend: Good, your an idiot. Hopefully it was with her ring hand.
You: No dude, a Subsequent Mentally Abhorrent Condition. That bitch has salami tits.
Scenario 2
You: Man, your new girlfriend gave me a SMAC when I saw her on the beach yesterday. What do you feed that woman?
Friend: Yeah dude, shes like a big fluffy teddy bear, but shes got a good heart.
You: There is no way anyone could have enough personality to make up for that. But hey, whatever floats your boat man.
Friend: Thick chicks need dick too breh.
You: Your sister gave me a SMAC when I walked in on her in the shower.
Friend: Good, your an idiot. Hopefully it was with her ring hand.
You: No dude, a Subsequent Mentally Abhorrent Condition. That bitch has salami tits.
Scenario 2
You: Man, your new girlfriend gave me a SMAC when I saw her on the beach yesterday. What do you feed that woman?
Friend: Yeah dude, shes like a big fluffy teddy bear, but shes got a good heart.
You: There is no way anyone could have enough personality to make up for that. But hey, whatever floats your boat man.
Friend: Thick chicks need dick too breh.