Pseudo President

Who else but 45 and 47, due to his complete lack of knowledge, experience, leadership or ethics.

I am waiting to see the tremendous shitshow begin to unfold on the day the Pseudo President is sworn in!

by Dr Bunnygirl December 10, 2024

Dead president

JIMMY IS DEAD!!!! HE'S SO 100!!!!!

He's a dead president, and he died now!

by January 12, 2025 January 12, 2025

worst president

Donald J. Trump. He is racist, homophobic, a rapist, sexist, and many more! the "POWERED BY GIPHY" images appearing below this are cartoon depictions of Donald J. Trump. I recommend doing your own research on his crimes. He is the 45th and 47th president of the United States of America.

"dude, have you heard what the worst president has done this time? He put 25% tariffs on our biggest trade partners."

"Woah, really?"

by mezz_.o April 3, 2025

Oko President

Ari Al Barr: A 400-pound Black slave who somehow owns a fraternity house. Even though he barely has a 1.5 GPA, he acts like he’s in charge. Known for being rude, clueless, and hating on his own kind, Ari openly says he only likes white girls — especially “snow bunnies.” Ari is so incredibly incompetent that it takes him 3–4 business days to reply in a standard conversation, highlighting his struggles as an illiterate modern-day slave. He’s also a natural female repellent with his stench and monstrous build. Nobody respects him, but he still thinks he’s the king of the frat.

“have you seen Oko president today?” “na bruh he probably out in them fields”

by okoprezGeorgiaTech April 28, 2025

Pooping presidential

When you a take a shit that is so robust that it takes more than three flushes to get down the drain. A deferential reference to Donald Trumps lament that you need to flush more than once.

In the men's room at work -

Bob - I thought that the toilet was broken when I heard it flush three times in a row

Bill - Toilet is fine. I was pooping presidential.

by jfburke619 June 12, 2025

Pulling a President

1. To have sexual relations with a girl barely over the legal age of consent (usually 16), to which your friends will never let you live down

"Hey you see that girl over there with the braces? i might try and get with her tonight"
"Dude you dont want to be pulling a president man"

by Icky-Icky-Icky March 21, 2010

The Behind the Music Presidency

Formula-narrative driven public-consciousness regarding the President's Progress, where epic heights are routinely imperiled with chasmic pitfalls, and where for every second speech the 'stakes could not be higher,' will 'define his/her presidency,' and invites the usual cliches by the typical pundits.

-- Phew!! I'm just glad that, for all the upheavals, that things are finally going great!!

-- But wait, are they?! Sure, if there's a great speech to be given, he's more intrepid than FDR (who rationed his fireside chats, so as not to be overexposed,) but this next challenge coming-up will DEFINE HIS PRESIDENCY!!

-- It's the Behind the Music Presidency...there's always the VP Oprah fallback position....

by sukadog March 20, 2011