Penguinism

The description of something or someone being penguin-like.

1. Dude, this guy walks like a penguin.

2. Kyle: It's fucking freezing out here! Aren't you even cold?

Jer: It's okay, I'm like a penguin, I'm used to this sort of thing.

3. Claire, I think I'm going to write a book. It'll be the "Book of Penguinisms". Everything penguin, from the cute birds themselves, to the quirks about the people we hang around with.

by GrafixPenguin87 January 29, 2009

Penguinrapingassspalunker

An insult used in South Park The Movie....A easy way to make fun of someone without actually swearing....AND NO RAPE IS NOT A SWEAR WORD.

Friend #1: Man you suck at spelling

Friend #2: Yah well you're a Penguinrapingassspalunker!

by Travis Steensma March 5, 2008

Penguin

Someone Who Follows Their Girlfriend Around Like A Penguin.Whupped

Ilse:Its Cute How My Boyfriend Follows Me Everywhere Its Like He's A Penguin

by iHatePhatPat June 24, 2010

Penguin

VERY VERY TREMENDOUSLY artractive person. Applies to all genders. May be used as a codename. Uses vary within different parties

HOLY HELL! Look at that sexy penguin yonder!

by WELOVEHOTMEN December 4, 2011

Plastic Penguins

Another exam technique used in conjunction with flub, used when the answer to the question is not known.

7. 2x-56y(54x-2y) = x + y

Answer: Plastic Penguins

by Alex September 17, 2004

Penguin

1. In the bible: Despicable minions of hell; 2. Archetype associated with eveil, darkness falsely veiled in light, treachery; 3) An easy scapegoat for Richard; ALSO: 4) Animal common to Antarctic region.

1. (3) "It was the Penguins I tell you, Katherine..."

by yomammas February 18, 2003

penguin

partner for life, a soulmate.

"Will you be my penguin?"

by ImperfectAngel April 2, 2008