First, the male ejaculates in the female's mouth. The female proceeds to spit the ejaculate in the male's ass. The male then stands up, holding the ejaculate firmly in his butthole, waddles around then releases the ejaculate in the female's mouth.

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods

A rare, extremely beautiful and talented bird. Happiest in sunny climates, preferably those where refreshing drinks are close at hand. Particularly fond of fruit juices, especially apples; if vodka is involved, all the better.

Most often found in the coolest parts of Europe such as Krakow, Dublin and Amsterdam frequenting galleries and the funkier pubs and bars.

The sexy penguin can often be seen with a monkey companion, (of a partially reddish, ginger hue) who loves her completely. Other companions often include the lesser spotted, North American Maer Bear.

Sexy penguin is a founding member of The Cool Kids and Queen of the Last Ones Up.