When a very dense turd falls from your rectum with such speed and force the muddied waters splash onto your asscheeks and under the rim of the toilet.
Oh man you should probably bleach under that toilet bowl or something because i killed a whole volcano box and dropped a mad wet milty
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something that tried so hard to be good, but in the end it doesn't even matter.
Because it's just shit
Because it's just shit
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b) An absolutely adorable, and very intelligent little Boy.
c) A term of endearment for a guy who likes to hide who he really is and puts up a mask of egotism. But who is actually an amazing guy when he lowers his barriers. He is somewhat of a ladies man and tends to hurt girls quite easily without realizing it at times. He is definitely a sweetheart underneath his facade and someone who you care a lot about.
b) An absolutely adorable, and very intelligent little Boy.
c) A term of endearment for a guy who likes to hide who he really is and puts up a mask of egotism. But who is actually an amazing guy when he lowers his barriers. He is somewhat of a ladies man and tends to hurt girls quite easily without realizing it at times. He is definitely a sweetheart underneath his facade and someone who you care a lot about.
Person one: Matt's an Asshole, he pisses me off so much. Did you hear what he did to that guy.
Person Two: You don't know him like I do. He's not all Bad I swear, he's my friend and I care a lot about him.
Person one: You're delusional, he's a complete egotistical jerk.
Person two: No he's not...well he is sometimes...but...he's my Mattypants....and shut up don't you say anything. I don't care what he may have done to you in the past....it's just his way of hiding.
Person Two: You don't know him like I do. He's not all Bad I swear, he's my friend and I care a lot about him.
Person one: You're delusional, he's a complete egotistical jerk.
Person two: No he's not...well he is sometimes...but...he's my Mattypants....and shut up don't you say anything. I don't care what he may have done to you in the past....it's just his way of hiding.
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Shut it you dick mitten!
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