muff duster

Jodie Foster(lezbo)

Jodie Foster is such a muff duster.

by poop jones December 25, 2003

Muff

Pubic hair on a woman. Relates to the surrounding vaginal area on a woman who is:

1) Unaware that pubic hair is now a crime punishable by death
2) Thinks it's attractive to have hair bursting out at the sides of her underwear (aka spider legs escaping the nest)
3) Unclean and enjoys the smell of the odour of her vaginal fluid and other bodily fluids seeping onto her pubes
4) Something you see on a woman in pre-1990s porn

"I love washing my face in your muff"

"I thought you were wearing black skimpy panties until I realised it's your muff"

by Doctor Phew August 17, 2011

muff

a furry ornament for an erect penis

My penis wears a muff every Saturday night.

by muffdiver1001 August 20, 2009

Muff

Anything of reference to a vigina

"dude, in that three some there was so much muff, like if the great wall of china was made of muff. That much."

by ASSCUNTBALLSMUFF February 13, 2010

muff

fanny - womans genitals

ive been a muff diver for many the year
and spent all my money on muff divin gear
from goggles to flippers to oxygen tanks
if i cant have a muff dive ill just have a wank
and its mo ther well
motherwell fc

by pele February 10, 2004

Muffahhkka

Cuban way of saying Mother Fucker...Came from goofy old Cuban man

Get outta my way Muffahhkka! Or ill kill you

by Munc-Man March 18, 2005

muffalicious

A muff that looks delicious.

1. Man Kim, your muff is muffalicious.
2. Karol, aside from your blind stick, your untamed pubic hair is muffalicious.

by Colin Strickfeild January 5, 2007