Definitions by muffdiver1001

muff 

a furry ornament for an erect penis

My penis wears a muff every Saturday night.

muff by muffdiver1001 August 20, 2009

cunt

A place so beautiful and warm that a dick jumps up and gushes when it sees one.

My dick spewed its love when it beheld the awesome cunt.

cunt by muffdiver1001 August 20, 2009