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muff

a furry ornament for an erect penis
My penis wears a muff every Saturday night.
by muffdiver1001 August 20, 2009
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cunt

A place so beautiful and warm that a dick jumps up and gushes when it sees one.
My dick spewed its love when it beheld the awesome cunt.
by muffdiver1001 August 20, 2009
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