Mitchell

-Verb
To Mitchell is to fart (or shart) oneself at an inopportune or inappropriate time in a public setting. Generally, its a noxious and offensive gas and the perpetrator is usually unaware of implications of his action(s).

Who just Mitchelled themselves in the middle of the bar? Jay, was that you?

by ndube50 April 10, 2010

Mitch

is a mixture of mean and bitch

Man my ex-wife sure is a mitch!!

by kwa0480 August 26, 2009

mlic

my life is crap

shit, today sucked. MLIC!

by lyyy$ May 24, 2009

Mitch it and ditch it

when having anal sex with a girl, her head bangs against the wall. you then ask her to leave with bruises on her dome.

Her head was hurting so I told her to leave, I pulled the old Mitch it and ditch it

by The Man of the Hour33333 November 25, 2010

MITCHELL

Man whore. Small dick big mouth. Sleeps around and eats pussy for breakfast, lunch and dinner.

Look at him he's such a Mitchell! Hoebag

by momo&yebsi March 28, 2015

Mitch

(n,v,adv,adj,etc) Anything, is used to replace other words...

"Mitch" Happens...Life is a "Mitch"....Go "Mitch" Yourself..."Mitchin'" Awesome

by PNordic July 25, 2008

Mitchell

To veer off course violently. The phrase comes from Mitchell Johnson, Aussie Test bowler who regularly gets panged around the park by opposition batsmen due to him bowling the ball down the left, down the right, anything but straight.

I was driving down the motorway and the back right tyre went causing the car to Mitchell across 3 lanes and end up on the grass verge.

by Take the urn home January 21, 2011