dense humpty dumpty 

another term for the magnificent clive palmer who occasionally goes by mr.palmer.

clive palmer is simultaneously the biggest dense humpty dumpty and fatty mcfuckhead known to man

dense humpty dumpty by vapidkourt October 7, 2019

humpytoy 

Toy a dog likes to hump.

Will you be my Humpytoy?

humpytoy by Sam November 14, 2004

bush humper 

In Battlefield Bad Company 2 when someone uses nothing but a sniper rifle to help just themselves and leaves the team to cap all the flags or rush the objectives.

Hey you bush humper, get up here and actually do something for the team!

bush humper by Zaticus April 6, 2010

humpy town 

Tappahannock, Va. Chris Brown's hometown. This tiny hamlet also was featured in Farenheit 911. A small, inbred place, famous for beating girlfriends/wives.

Humpy 1: RiRi was mad cuz Chris got a txt from Paris, and Chris gave RiRi the smackdown.

Humpy 2: He learned all that in Humpy Town.

humpy town by whatshesaid February 11, 2009

Leg humper 

A sycophant or ass (arse) kisser who does not know when to let go. Gives people unwanted attention or compliments, especially when least convenient.

That leg humper of a neighbor sent me a thank you card with flowers for lending her some sugar.

"You're so nice, charming, decent, generous, gracious, captivating..."
"Stop humping my leg! Just did what anyone would have done."

Leg humper by Lior Bar-On April 22, 2009

humpy town 

A slur against Tappahannock, Virginia. There are only 1500 people, but one happens to be rapper Chris Brown. So everybody pretends to be a kingpin. Most of the people happen to be humpy, however.

Humpy 1: "He got all up in my face 'cuzza his grrl talkin' 'bout my grill."
Humpy 2: "Snap!"
Humpy 1: "Jus life in Humpy Town."

humpy town by Benton Squirrelhead December 24, 2006

humped 

sexed vigorously

She was humped like a demented ferret!

humped by Anonymous October 25, 2003