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King Goon 

A person who is an extreme goon, or an extreme idiot/ simpleton. Usually referred to rule over Goonlandia, or head a large group of goons.
Look at Taylor fail at everything he does, hes such a King Goon.
King Goon by JPR345 March 16, 2011
Related Words

Art Goon 

someone who indulges in their artistic lifestyle mentally and physically but on a street level they still maintain their credibility and hold their own.
Ah that boy Reem Heffner a art goon .
Art Goon by JayVaughn May 18, 2011

hired goon 

A person employed hired by a client to operate as a third party as a way to indirectly perform criminal acts such as theft, murder, extortion and intimidation.

Referenced in several episodes of The Simpsons, the hired goon is large and intimidating, but often lacks wit and intelligence.
"I prefer the hands-on touch you can only get with hired goons" - Mr. Burns ,'Last Exit to Springfield' (1993)
hired goon by Senpai Andre April 7, 2016

butt goon 

a joking insult. something you call one who is being a doofus.

bunghole buttmunch doofus putz fartknocker poophead
Hey Shana, stop being a butt goon!!!
butt goon by buttgoon August 3, 2016

albany goon 

a muhfucking goon from Albany. don't fuck wit Albany goons
you not only a fuckin goon, you a fuckin Albany goon

Average Goon 

Just your average troublemaker who enjoys the colors purple and yellow, and LOVES building things. Warning: Average Goons can be VERY competitive. Basically combine your average joe and your local goon squad.
God, that group is just a bunch of Average Goons!
Average Goon by Velocidellix April 15, 2018