Crotch Bar 

The fold-like bulge across the crotch of a woman's pants when they're a bad fit.

I love the fit of these pants, except they've got a huge crotch bar.

Crotch Bar by NewPants October 29, 2012

crotch goblin 

A species of goblin that steals crotches from the male species. Said to be a mythical creature but sightings and instances have occured.

Get me to a hospital, a crotch goblin stole my crotch!

crotch goblin by pr0ph3t April 10, 2005

Crotch Waffle

A crusty pair of underwear, caused by discharge drying onto them. Usually used to insult an idiot.

"WTF, you crotch waffle, stop hitting on my sister."
-or-
"That crotch waffle kept rubbing his junk on the women at the bar."

Crotch Waffle by MuddledFox January 13, 2009

crotch sickles 

just some people's word b/c they're too immature to say what it really is . . pubic hair

Some ppl just needs to control their crotch sickles.

crotch sickles by freak_on_a_leash2008 May 16, 2006

crotch chocolate

1. when a choclate chip falls on a friend's lap so they set it aside, and ends up being eaten by the unknowing other friend

Friend who set it aside: Well why did you leave??
Friend who ate it: Well I had CROTCH CHOCOLATE in my mouth!

crotch chocolate by Aryn E November 3, 2006

Crotch Meat

1. A male's penis.
A. Having a large penis
2. A female's Vagina.
a. Having a deep vagina
3. Hiding Genitals or oral sex.
4. Vagital sex
5. Anal Sex (Gay or straight)

1. He's playing with his Crotch Meat.
A. Heavy Crotch Meat.
2. She's poking her Crotch Meat.
a. Hollow Crotch Meat
3. Putting away that/the Crotch Meat.
4. Crotch Meat Sandwich.
5. Crotch Meat Salad.

Crotch Meat by Aaron L. September 4, 2008

crotch watch 

You know how guys stare at boobs at the mall? The same way, girls and homosexual guys stare at the genital region of passing people.

Guy 1: Actually... it's men who crotch watch (other men); most women don't.

crotch watch by Fractal-Pterodactyl November 23, 2013