A remark one might deliver to another upon receiving news of something tragic or depressing despite being simultaneously needed or desired.
Statement: "I was just laid off from my shitty job."
Remark: "My sincerest condolatulations. Lets celebrate!"
Remark: "My sincerest condolatulations. Lets celebrate!"
by Marrio13 September 2, 2011
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Get the Condom mug.1. When a dude has unprotected sex and immediately after regrets not putting a condom on.
2. When the one getting boned realizes there is no latex (or sheepskin if you're over 50) betwixt you both, you can exclaim "I condomeant to!"
2. When the one getting boned realizes there is no latex (or sheepskin if you're over 50) betwixt you both, you can exclaim "I condomeant to!"
FRIEND 1: Man, this chick I was banging was in her ketchup phase... I totally condomeant to after that discovery.
FRIEND 2: At least she wasn't in the "must-turd" phase.
FRIEND 2: At least she wasn't in the "must-turd" phase.
by mBmD September 23, 2012
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Get the Condom mug.A tendency to reinforce our devotion when asked to defend or explain our position. If we are asked to explain our feelings on an issue, as soon as the words leave our mouths we have already started to cement a position on the issue. Even if we have little or no background knowledge on it. We have the ability to convert hearsay, our own sense of logic or abstract thoughts into "facts" that we can draw upon to justify or explain our position. When challenged on the same idea in the future we are likely to take the original stance rather than revise it. Especially if we believe we hold the popular viewpoint.
"Jeremy Irons once said in an interview that if gay marriage were made legal, it would open up the ability for men to marry their sons. He was slammed by the media. In a media statement to follow he clarified his position by explaining that incest laws were there to prevent inbreeding and logically it does not prevent man and son from marrying."
Clearly his statement was narrow minded, but rather than say "hey I was suffering from verbal diarrhea that day" he became decidedly more resolute in his argument. He conbogulated his argument.
Clearly his statement was narrow minded, but rather than say "hey I was suffering from verbal diarrhea that day" he became decidedly more resolute in his argument. He conbogulated his argument.
by Santas little helper April 7, 2013
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Get the condole mug.A philosophical outlook that states:
"It is better to have something and not need it, than it is to need something and not have it."
The term originates from the concept that if a guy is planning on going out for the night, even if he is not expecting to get laid, he should still carry a condom with him just in case, because should it get to the point of potentially exchanging bodily fluids between the sheets later that night, it would really suck to not have any protection on his person, and then either have to forgo the sex and blue ball oneself, or risk contracting an STD or possibly impregnating his partner if his partner is female.
Although originally coined from use of latex contraceptives, this outlook can be applied to a wide array of different facets in life.
Some might say it is an offshoot of "It's better to be safe than it is to be sorry".
"It is better to have something and not need it, than it is to need something and not have it."
The term originates from the concept that if a guy is planning on going out for the night, even if he is not expecting to get laid, he should still carry a condom with him just in case, because should it get to the point of potentially exchanging bodily fluids between the sheets later that night, it would really suck to not have any protection on his person, and then either have to forgo the sex and blue ball oneself, or risk contracting an STD or possibly impregnating his partner if his partner is female.
Although originally coined from use of latex contraceptives, this outlook can be applied to a wide array of different facets in life.
Some might say it is an offshoot of "It's better to be safe than it is to be sorry".
Person 1: "Dude, I don't know if I should bring this extra water bottle on my hike."
Person 2: "I think the condom philosophy applies here."
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Brian: "Hey Ron, I don't know if I should bring some Sex Panther with me tonight."
Ron: "Brian, I do believe that the condom philosophy applies here."
Person 2: "I think the condom philosophy applies here."
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Brian: "Hey Ron, I don't know if I should bring some Sex Panther with me tonight."
Ron: "Brian, I do believe that the condom philosophy applies here."
by Marty McFlyForAWhiteGuy January 26, 2018
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