chelsea warner

biggeest boobs ive ever seen ...
worst face ever
probs gonna get back problems

fuck bro did you see chelsea warner , her tits are huge

by leo warren 420 January 8, 2019

willy warmer

keeps your winkie warm so it doesn’t shrink

omg his willy warmers so big! he must have a huge shlong!!

by ur mums gay February 19, 2019

willy.warmer

a willy warmer keeps your peni, winkie and even your pinkie warm! just so it doesn’t get cold and freeze off or shrink.

millie “omg his willy.warmer is so big” tyrone “the shlong must be humongous”

by ur mums gay February 19, 2019

Pineapple warmer

Gammon. Brexit voter. A white, right wing man with very little hair and an angry pink complexion.

The audience on Newsnight were mainly pineapple warmers.

by Mohammered May 26, 2019

Trench warfare

When a girl stops shaving her pussy in order to punish her man.

Tina's engaging in a little trench warfare because I wouldn't take her to Burning Man. It's like chewbacca moved into her pants.

by Shuaman June 23, 2019

Forbidden wafer

A creative synonym for the highly toxic material, asbestos, typically found in post ww2 buildings, e.g, popcorn ceilings pre 1977

Don’t eat the forbidden wafer, it will give you malignant mesothelioma.

by Nesscliffe June 24, 2019

Little Warford

a place in cheshire where only people that are invited can enter - Jonny is banned

Little Warford is where its at

by akjdgndk July 24, 2019